
Jacek · Department 01
Mechanical engineer
“It fitted in CAD.”
Turns sketches into parts. Then discovers which screwdriver cannot reach that screw.
A very small company
Six departments. One person. A shared coffee budget.
I’m building Szarik on my own, learning as I go. These are the different hats I wear—sometimes all in the same afternoon.

Jacek · Department 01
“It fitted in CAD.”
Turns sketches into parts. Then discovers which screwdriver cannot reach that screw.

Jacek · Department 02
“Checks the wiring. Again.”
Gives the robot sensors and motor drivers. Keeps the multimeter within reach.

Jacek · Department 03
“Questions those deadlines.”
Writes the code, reads the logs, and occasionally remembers to go outside.

Jacek · Department 04
“Found another bug.”
Has a difficult relationship with the developer. They usually work it out over coffee.

Jacek · Department 05
“Needs more whitespace.”
Makes the robot—and this website—feel like something you want to spend time with.

Jacek · Department 06
“Sets deadlines.”
Responsible for the vision, the budget, and explaining the budget to every other department.
Everyone is always in the same room. Team meetings occasionally happen while making coffee.
One real person. AI-edited portraits. The job titles are a joke; the learning is real.
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